i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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