I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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