So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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