I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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