She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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