covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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