youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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