So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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