sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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