i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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