I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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