I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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