Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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