I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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