problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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