Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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