mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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