The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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