She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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