your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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