Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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