Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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