he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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