Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I need a beard to bite.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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