I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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