I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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