About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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