So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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