Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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