careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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