i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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