all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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