Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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