his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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