"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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