thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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