i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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