I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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