Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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