she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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