It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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