Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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