now i know why i became what i already was.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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