Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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