Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
do herpes really smell.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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