dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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