is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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