That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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