Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
sex in a hospital.. check
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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