That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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