Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
false alarm, still single
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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