it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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