Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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