wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Non-Jews are for practice
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian