some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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