I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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